#1 - true story.  In my case, great-grandma’s.  Also her kitchen scale and a cowbell her cows used to wear.

As far as #2 goes, that’s questionable.  Ain’t never heard of Biscuitville, but Bojangles’ ain’t worth brakin’ for.  Chick-fil-a is good in a pinch.

#5 is just not true.  Maybe in some really rural areas?  But no one I know adheres to that oft-cited rule.

#10 - true story.  Also, “Piggly Wiggly” is just about the best thing to play in hangman, ever.

#11 - truer things have never been said.  Bonus points if your wrap-around has upholstered furniture on it.

#12 - mhmm.  MMmmmmmmhmmmmmmm.

#18 - as far as I’m concerned, avoid Tuscaloosa on fall Saturdays like the plague unless you’ve been properly braced for the spectacle.